You're not Michael, Favre.

Don't get me wrong. I think you're incredible. You're probably one of my favorite quarterbacks. But this is getting out of hand. You're not not amazing enough to come out of retirement a thousand times like Michael Jordan. You're an average aging quarterback who should throw in the towel. We saw what happened with the Jets last season when they finished off 9-7, and I don't imagine that you'll do any better with the Vikings. You're 39 and definitely not getting any younger. No offense.

Brett, you've had your time. Now throw in the towel and move on with your life. It's not that we don't think you can play. We KNOW you can play, but as far as playing decently...well, we don't. I don't think you can help Minnesota anymore than their current quarterbacks can. And this whole "revenge against Green Bay" isn't making you look any better, and it definitely will look bad when you lose to them, I'm sorry to say. I was excited when you came out of retirement last year and went to the Jets. But then I saw how you played and your injuries and whatever. You just can't do it like you used to!

And look on the bright side: You retire at age 39! Everyone else has to work until their 65 and with as much gray as...you have now, but that's besides the point! Retire, stay retired, go fishing in Mississippi, and just love life! Leave football to the younger guys. Hell, go be an analyst like Aikman. You definitely got what it takes to do that, at least. Don't push yourself so far that you'll be forced to leave football with a nasty injury. Play it safe!